WOO HOOO! free stuff! everybody gather round and see the cool shit i'm giving away!!!
Mental Floss is basically a sweet site for nerds like me. i actually dont read it very much, but their tshirts are HILARIOUS.
basically i'm going to be giving away a Tshirt of your choice. take a look around the store and pick your fav. click HERE
all you have to do to enter is
- Leave a comment INCLUDING: the shirt and size (also specify mens or womens)
- Blog about it, or tweet that you entered my super sweet giveaway. sharing is caring people.
- in the comment you should also include your best one line joke. (i like to laugh and you people are awesome at making me laugh, so bring on the funny!)
only one entry per person
YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT TO ENTER!
I WILL DRAW A NAME ON SATURDAY AND ANNOUNCE THE WINNER!
now take some time to look at some of my favorite tshirts.
i have the hyperbole one below. it's awesome :)
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18 comments:
I am officially in love with the Ambiguity shirt...I'll take that in a large please!
The Comma Sutra (Mens - S... even though I'm a lady.. hehe)
Joke: Ok, this isn't really a joke, but it's friggin' hilarious and I keep going back to watch it more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGth7aSd0EM
and here is proof of my tweet:
http://twitter.com/reidcifrino/status/5422957288
P.S. This giveaway is SO not lame! Love it.
I love this! I like the "I'm an English Major. You do the math." in Men's Medium. I tweeted you too!
Also, I'm not funny.
LOVE the Comma Sutra tee (in a women's large). Great idea for a contest! I'll be following you and tweeting the contest in about 3 seconds...
And my favorite one-liner is sooo not funny to anyone but my roommate and me, but since you asked: Really stupid insult, followed quickly by, "BURN!"
We're still in junior high.
1. I'm very glad I just discovered your blog- I can't wait to start reading.
2. Ahh all of these shirts are amazing. I'm a bit of an English nerd with an affinity for commas, so I'd say I like the Comma Sutra one best, but it was a difficult decision! (women's small)
3. One liners, one liners, let's see- I guess my favorite would be what kind of cheese isn't yours- Nacho cheese, but that's totally lame.
4. I'm about to tweet this giveaway.
I love the "Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt" & "Hobbits are Tolkien Minorities" I can't decide what's better. Do you have a coin? Let's flip for it. (Men's medium)
As for joke...
Square Root & Negative 1 are having an argument. After a while, Square Root says, "Gah! Can't you just be rational?" To which Negative 1 replied, "Get real!"
AHH!! Pham directed me here, this contest is the coolest ever!
Um... I pick the Constitution shirt, in a women's medium. :D
Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep. lolz.
oh my god.. i love it. i totally want the hyperbole one! (women's L!)
my one-liner: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!
(i tweeted the link as well..)
I like the I ♥ Math shirt. My sister is a mathematician and I'd like to win it for her.
Women's Small, please.
:)
Thanks!!
Oh my oh my. Either the English Major, Hyperbole, or Cliches. I can't decide. Small.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
I could have sworn I commented earlier, but I think Blogger ate it. And now I can't remember what I said.
Anyhoosits, I like the Comma Sutra, in laydeez XL. I don't really have a one line joke, I just like to twist everything around so it sounds dirrrrty.
I tweeted you: http://twitter.com/pithycomments/status/5424640288
The tomato and spell czech shirts are absolutely hilarious,
I would love to win one in a Womens medium.
How do you know if there's a hippo in your oven?
The door won't shut!
(uh oh, don't ask me how old I am and why I still find this joke so funny)
I like the Where's Wally 'A good man is hard to find' and Vampires are a pain in the neck...(yeah, yeah stoopid Twilight fan)
I adore the Pluto R.I.P. T-shirt(men's L).
One women overheard two friends talking, one said to the other, "my husband said some day I hope to come home and have the oven hotter than the t.v." ;)
I'll take the "Lady Macbeth Hand Soap" in XL, thanks!
I just retweeted: http://twitter.com/tommyspoon
And here is the worst one-line joke I know: "A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'"
I love the Binary Social Club shirt. Where no one's a zero! Mens XXL.
My tweet: http://twitter.com/popcorntheater
My one-liner for today...
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
Thanks for creating this! It's a lot of fun!
COMMA SUTRA COMMA SUTRA!
I tweeted the link with "I entered Rachel's giveaway, but you shouldn't because I want to win it."
And my joke is dirty. "What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."
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